The screw tap was invented in Rotherham. Trouble is, that was in 1847, and my home town has been living off the glory of that technological breakthrough ever since. Forget radio, TV, t'Internet and so on, that's kid's stuff! The council's own web site lists famous people from Rotherham and their stunning achievements. There's George Collinson, who worked at the local pottery in the nineteenth century. He is described as "the best flower-painter employed at the Swinton Works". His near contemporary George Speight was one of the best-known Rockingham artists - there are a number of pieces signed by him including a large tray. A large tray?? Eat your heart out, Tim Berners-Lee! Now then, who else is there...Nelson?? Oh, not the one in Trafalgar Square, this is Nelson the stuffed lion in the town's museum (why is there a stuffed lion in...oh, why bother?). Apparently he was part of a travelling menagerie...before he was stuffed, presumably. Here's a real shining light - Hayden Sanders. He organised what was to become the National Union of Stove Grate, Fender and General Light Metal Workers. Must have been a proud moment. George Gummer, on the other hand, worked at the Effingham Brassworks, became a councillor and rose to dizzy heights when he became Chair of the Gas Works Committee.
I know, I know, my own wilting bouquet of achievements isn't exactly inspirational, but I can't help it, sometimes this town just goes beyond parody.